Dear Baby Nugget:
You are not even an inch long. Can you please explain to me how someone who is barely an inch can add SIX POUNDS to their mother? Seriously, enough with the demands for Zebra Cakes. And Lucky Charms. And tapioca (mmmm....tapioca....). Thanks.
Love, Mom
PS- Also, what's with the acne? Your sister never did this to me. Hmmmm.....maybe you're a boy? Interesting.
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